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Old 17th Feb 2023, 22:31
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Come by Shep! Come by...
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 22:34
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Controlling cats is a lot easier than herding junior aircrew!
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 03:43
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Now what do we do? The rules of engagement clearly states do not attack until you can see the whites of their eyes..
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 03:45
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Cor, this new whisper mode is fantastic, quick, let’s get over to Section Officer Harvey’s room and see what’s happening.
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 03:48
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Too close for rockets, switching to Elsan.
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 03:48
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According to the Home Secretary’s brief, we can use the gun to disperse the Just Stop Oil protesters and leave the Police to pick up the pieces.
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 03:50
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Damn, can you spot the chap with the little red flag?
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 03:52
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Don’t worry, I have the chaps doing a FOD Plod, one of them will find your 12 inch ruler.
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 03:54
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Ok I’ll fly over them, you drop the bowling ball
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 05:27
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"No, no, no! I dropped my contact lens in the grass! IN THE GRASS! Why can't they hear me..."
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 06:43
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General later questions why Seal Team 6 did not rehearse at night time?? ..Overtime he was told..Overtime
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 06:52
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Revamped BAOR is sent to assist the Ukrainian forces ...but only if Russia invaded Monday-Friday
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 06:55
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Gunner Harry looks to put another 10 notches on his scorecard.....even if their friendly
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 07:20
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Luton Airport - gateway to the World...
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 07:45
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Which ones Custer?
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 08:37
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When you regret wearing a high visibility belt....
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 08:38
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Brian was beginning to suspect that the gay helicopter pilot who he met in the NAAFI was stalking him.
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 09:48
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"Call the Ball!"
"Well. If they'd just turn around then I might be able to!"
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 09:48
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Phew! That was lucky. I only just noticed their High Vis belts!
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 10:40
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Why does it always leave little nails across the runway?

It's a tack helicopter.
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