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Old 28th Feb 2022, 05:59
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"Hoskins, I'm pretty sure this isn't what they meant when they said they wanted a water bomber to fight the bushfires."
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 06:43
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The pilot in the background, looking to distance and thinking "well, I've always wanted to be a painter."
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 06:48
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Well on the tin it said ' Fast Set Concrete ' my ass...
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 07:00
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"A little heavy on the braking there, Hoskins?"
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 07:57
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When the base water ski club's boat went u/s, Hoskins used his initiative...yet again.
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 08:20
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"Is it a Mirage"?

"No - its definitely there".
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 08:38
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For once, Hoskins, your round out was perfect. Unfortunately...
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 08:40
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"...and so I only noticed that the undercart was still retracted when it took afterburner to taxi..."
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 09:47
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On the plus side Sir, it will save us a fortune in buying aircrew access steps
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 10:05
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Fireman "Ere Sir....you've left your cannopy open a bit"
Pilot "If you knew what I had left in there after that landing....you would do the same"

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Old 28th Feb 2022, 10:19
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Well someone is in for a probing after this.
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 10:51
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Where's Lofty??
Under the Aircraft checking the gear pins...
We don't use gear pins..
Call me Shorty..
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 10:52
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Well that's one way to dry out the Base Cricket Pitch...
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 10:54
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Pilot Misses as he walked off....it's still moving faster thay that other great design, the Jaguar....
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 11:01
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(Not a caption)
Some people seem to think it is in water - it is on a wet runway at Tullamarine in Melbourne.

The pilot didn't actually realise he had left the gear up until he hopped out of the cockpit and found the ground closer than expected. He then looked back in the cockpit to see the gear handle up. It was then an exercise to prevent the firies from filling the cockpit with foam, especially when he had to grab the firies' hose which was being fed through the ejection face blind handles to hold it still...
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 11:26
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Guy in Background: "....Hello? Wing Commander? Hoskins here...ummm, the good new is, I'm okay...ummm..."
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Thank God, I had drop tanks! Could you imagine what could've gone wrong wi....errr...never mind
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"Admiral. This new French Sub we've got... it won't submerge!"
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Australia determind to win the Olympic Bobsleigh championship trail their new toboggan at a secret location.
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Look at the skidmarks, the worst one being the pilots..
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