Caption Competition Mk III
Avoid imitations
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“Push, Ethel……breathe……Oh look, congratulations, it’s a boy!”
Gnome de PPRuNe
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It's the same every time he goes up tiddly up up ... dismantle the whole darned aeroplane and clean wee wee off every dashed component. That bloody Captain Slackbladder!
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When you said the RFC were recruiting strippers, I thought of a G String tucked with white fivers and a pole to dance around 
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Ecce Homo! Loquitur...
Ground crew were left distinctly unimpressed when Airfix were awarded the latest aircraft production contract instead of Afro, Bristol, Sopwith or Vickers.
Evertonian
Say, where's Emily gone?
Oh, she was missing a spanner, so she's popped across the racetrack to the Epsom Tool shop...shouldn't be long...
Oh, she was missing a spanner, so she's popped across the racetrack to the Epsom Tool shop...shouldn't be long...
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Ermmm Spitfire, hmmm to blasé, Hurricane, Typhoon, Tempest, so predictable, Sopwith Seagull, damn, already taken, how about RE 8? That will keep the Hun guessing.
As part of our commitment to you, our highly trained and skilled workforce, we, The RFC , promise to provide you with suitable protective work wear, to ensure Captain Flasheart gets no idea of any ' Hanky Panky '. Of course the Bromide in his tea might also help...
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I hear it’s not the first time you have tinkered with this pilots parts Doris.