Caption Competition Mk III
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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Well, Billy's sadly pretty much retired so I thought I'd step in tae his shoes and show the world ma sense of humour... Now... Billy's bin teachin' me how tae f***ing swaer...
Having been invited by Posh Spice to take part in the London Fashion week, Alex was most pleased what with all these size zero models. All went well till the Metropolitan Police mistook him for a member of the Tartan Army and arrested him before he had the opportunity to jump in Trafalgar Sq Fountains.
(been there seen it done it... well the second part anyhow )
(been there seen it done it... well the second part anyhow )
Last edited by Kiltrash; 19th Mar 2021 at 16:21.
Alex was pleased with himself having got the Kilt Pin through Airport Security
( After 9/11 we were not allowed Kilt Pins which are a vital part of the Tartan Army Dress Code. At Security we would have to remove them and store in hold luggage or post them back to our houses.) .
( After 9/11 we were not allowed Kilt Pins which are a vital part of the Tartan Army Dress Code. At Security we would have to remove them and store in hold luggage or post them back to our houses.) .
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Mediterranean
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