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Forum: Military Aviation
21st May 2021, 15:48
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"A green light in the cockpit means your...

"A green light in the cockpit means your undercarriage is safe to land on, so you're going to be stopping soon. A green light outside the cockpit means full speed ahead. Is that clear?"
Forum: Military Aviation
21st May 2021, 15:19
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"Wow, that really is a gap that needs to be...

"Wow, that really is a gap that needs to be minded!"
Forum: Military Aviation
21st May 2021, 15:17
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"VNE is 25 mph. The only indication you have of...

"VNE is 25 mph. The only indication you have of speed is that your cap flies off at 27 mph."
Forum: Military Aviation
21st May 2021, 15:05
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"When fully developed, it'll be the world's first...

"When fully developed, it'll be the world's first combine harvester. We just need to add functions for reaping, threshing, gathering, and winnowing."

-- "And lay railway tracks in all the world's...
Forum: Military Aviation
21st May 2021, 15:03
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"You've not only run over the marshaller, you've...

"You've not only run over the marshaller, you've got his head and shoulders caught in your contraption."
Forum: Military Aviation
21st May 2021, 15:01
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

Young men always prefer to sit at the front of...

Young men always prefer to sit at the front of driverless trains and pretend to be the driver.
Forum: Military Aviation
21st May 2021, 15:00
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"If you can make it work on just one rail, we can...

"If you can make it work on just one rail, we can call it a 'monorail' and then all practical shortcomings will be forgiven."
Forum: Military Aviation
21st May 2021, 14:59
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

First prototype of the 'mobile lounge' favoured...

First prototype of the 'mobile lounge' favoured at some airports.
Forum: Military Aviation
20th May 2021, 21:18
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

Trainee soldier from A Country Which We Do Not...

Trainee soldier from A Country Which We Do Not Respect: "And when I want to retreat, can I turn my seat around to face the way I'm going?"

-- "Oh, there's no time for that - we retreat facing...
Forum: Military Aviation
20th May 2021, 14:36
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

[[ caption in search of a photo: Our very...

[[ caption in search of a photo:

Our very own 351st Air Refueling Squadron was awarded the Gen. Carl A. Spaatz Trophy for being the best ARS in the Air Force!
(RAF Mildenhall Facebook page, May...
Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2021, 23:06
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

Instructor: "Now, can you see the ground?" ...

Instructor: "Now, can you see the ground?"

Student pilot: "No, Sir."

Instructor: "And when you're this low, that's the time to land."
Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2021, 23:04
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

The importance of spelling: The MoD specified...

The importance of spelling: The MoD specified that the aircraft must brake after landing, not break.
Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2021, 22:38
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

Movable latrine so the enemy do not catch us...

Movable latrine so the enemy do not catch us sitting.
Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2021, 22:33
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

Wearied by endless reports of UFOs, the MoD build...

Wearied by endless reports of UFOs, the MoD build an unidentifiable object that can't fly.
Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2021, 22:30
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

Stress-testing the fuselage has put an enormous...

Stress-testing the fuselage has put an enormous crack in it, just next to the pilot's.
Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2021, 22:27
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

Instructor: "OK, we've removed 'straight and...

Instructor: "OK, we've removed 'straight and level' from the equation. Let's see if you can fire the gun."
Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2021, 19:15
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

Airport Fire Brigade: "We've opened the aircraft...

Airport Fire Brigade: "We've opened the aircraft but there seems to be no crew to rescue."
Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2021, 19:01
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

BBC Head of Expenses to BBC Head of Radio Drama:...

BBC Head of Expenses to BBC Head of Radio Drama: "If you think you're weaving this scene into 'An Everyday Story of Countryfolk' you've got another think coming."
Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2021, 08:25
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

Early trials to test the practicality of using...

Early trials to test the practicality of using preserved aircraft as hotels. "You can't go using men and women at this early stage of experimentation," says the lead researcher.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th May 2021, 22:24
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

Following the success of the first...

Following the success of the first methane-powered aircraft, the Royal United Services Catering Experimental Section is commissioned to find a way to get humans to produce methane in usable...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th May 2021, 22:00
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

BEA present the world's first methane powered...

BEA present the world's first methane powered aircraft. Unfortunately methane production is running faster than the engines can burn it, giving a serious risk of inflight explosion.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th May 2021, 11:32
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"Solved it. The contractors dug a trench, but...

"Solved it. The contractors dug a trench, but didn't install the power supply. All in a day's work for MoD(PE)."
Forum: Military Aviation
16th May 2021, 10:28
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"Get off my land!"

"Get off my land!"
Forum: Military Aviation
15th May 2021, 21:40
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"I call it a helicopter. It should fly straight...

"I call it a helicopter. It should fly straight up in the air when the thing at the top is spinning fast enough."
Forum: Military Aviation
15th May 2021, 20:31
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"Well, I don't think this is what's going to make...

"Well, I don't think this is what's going to make Farnborough memorable this year."
Forum: Military Aviation
15th May 2021, 07:05
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"It's a Dreamcatcher and it will be installed in...

"It's a Dreamcatcher and it will be installed in Downing Street to make sure that only sensible policies emerge from there."
Forum: Military Aviation
15th May 2021, 07:04
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

Designed by an aging Minister of Transport aware...

Designed by an aging Minister of Transport aware of his own frequent needs, the dual-purpose parking meter and public convenience proved too difficult to use for all but the most able.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th May 2021, 21:25
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"The red flashing light on top ensures that our...

"The red flashing light on top ensures that our pilots don't hit it, and the enemy don't miss it."

-- "Isn't there something wrong with that reasoning?"
Forum: Military Aviation
14th May 2021, 21:23
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"Mobile advertising - project some text onto the...

"Mobile advertising - project some text onto the screen, voice comes out of the speaker, and Bob's your uncle."

-- "And what exactly is mobile about it?"
Forum: Military Aviation
14th May 2021, 21:20
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

It says "Use the keyboard to enter your car...

It says "Use the keyboard to enter your car registration number."
Forum: Military Aviation
14th May 2021, 19:10
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"Hurry up, lads, I'm getting cold standing around...

"Hurry up, lads, I'm getting cold standing around like this."
Forum: Military Aviation
12th May 2021, 13:43
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

Ryanair negotiate gross pay = typical net pay for...

Ryanair negotiate gross pay = typical net pay for those who are not subject to income tax, national insurance, pension contributions and so on.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th May 2021, 20:21
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"I present to you the real-life transformer....

"I present to you the real-life transformer. Launched looking like this from the back of a C-130, a short time later it is transformed into a pile of shapeless metal."
Forum: Military Aviation
11th May 2021, 18:18
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

No, it's not exactly stealthy, but you can bet...

No, it's not exactly stealthy, but you can bet your life no professional pilot will report seeing one."
Forum: Military Aviation
10th May 2021, 11:59
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,350,334
Posted By c52

"The Governor must not find out, but since he...

"The Governor must not find out, but since he passed a law stating that pi = 3, the state academy predicted a total eclipse of the sun today, so we have to simulate one."

[Wikipedia: In 1897, an...
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