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Old 16th Oct 2021, 03:49
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“What’s in a wiggle?” you say?
"It's something that leads men astray"
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 04:09
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“What’s in a wiggle?” you say?
"It's something that leads men astray"
And should her look say “come hither”
Then I dare not dither
Lest her wiggle turns into ballet
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 04:09
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To a fish it’s a lure,
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 09:02
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To a fish it’s a lure,
To me it is thoughts impure.
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 11:46
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The fleshpots are safer by day.
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 12:50
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To a fish itís a lure,
To me it is thoughts impure
The fleshpots are safer by day

Though my wife says "no way!"

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Old 16th Oct 2021, 15:19
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To a fish itís a lure,
To me it is thoughts impure
The fleshpots are safer by day

Though my wife says "no way!"
I deserve that she is dour.

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The cog on the end of the chain.
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 04:09
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The cog on the end of the chain.
Is small, to lessen leg strain
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 07:47
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The cog on the end of the chain.
Is small, to lessen leg strain
But the bloody great sprocket
That fits on the socket
Will cause you no end of pain.
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And then there's the thronomister
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 04:05
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And then there's the thronomister
Which still lacks a proper descriptor
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 08:11
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And then there's the thronomister
Which still lacks a proper descriptor,
Its actuator
And entabulator

Work like an insect's calypter
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 09:17
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Now that we've cleared that one up,
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 10:20
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Now that we've cleared that one up
And I have some tea in my cup
Let's all have a rest
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 12:58
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Now that we've cleared that one up
And I have some tea in my cup
Let's all have a rest
After such a brain test,
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 13:58
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Now that we've cleared that one up
And I have some tea in my cup
Let's all have a rest
After such a brain test,
Just one more sup.

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A battery charger called Sparks

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Old 18th Oct 2021, 21:37
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Had bought a new jacket in Marks
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 22:25
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A battery charger called Sparks
Had bought a new jacket in Marks
Also some trews
And a nice pair of shoes
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 23:11
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A battery charger called Sparks
Had bought a new jacket in Marks
Also some trews
And a nice pair of shoes
Before looking for quarks.

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Mr Arrow married Miss Bow.
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 00:36
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Mr Arrow married Miss Bow.
They were strung very tightly you know.

- Ed
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 01:15
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Mr Arrow married Miss Bow.
They were strung very tightly you know.
Prone to go "twang"
When telemarketers rang
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