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Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2024, 19:26
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Thank God the chef had hung his rubbery spaghetti...

Thank God the chef had hung his rubbery spaghetti out on the deck to dry, otherwise we’d have been over the side, I will never complain about it being inedible again.
Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2024, 12:59
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Finally a true look up look down capability.

Finally a true look up look down capability.
Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2024, 12:58
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Yes bridge, the engines are shut down, the high...

Yes bridge, the engines are shut down, the high pitch whining you can still hear is coming from the back seat.


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Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2024, 12:57
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

I don’t know about you, but I’ve got a bloody...

I don’t know about you, but I’ve got a bloody nose wheel in my cockpit.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th May 2024, 23:38
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Well, that’s One Nil to the Yanks, they’ve...

Well, that’s One Nil to the Yanks, they’ve finally put one in the back of the net.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th May 2024, 23:37
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Ghost slider, the circuits full.

Ghost slider, the circuits full.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th May 2024, 23:36
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Well, that’s buggered up the volley ball...

Well, that’s buggered up the volley ball competition.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th May 2024, 17:27
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

The rest of the rangers jumped with their horses,...

The rest of the rangers jumped with their horses, but I left the Lone Ranger in the aircraft as he was scared to.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th May 2024, 17:25
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

I dreamed of being a race horse they gave me the...

I dreamed of being a race horse they gave me the silks but no jockey to wear them.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th May 2024, 17:22
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

French forces drop live rations.

French forces drop live rations.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th May 2024, 17:21
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Stop horsing around and get on with it.

Stop horsing around and get on with it.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th May 2024, 08:22
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

I told that weatherman I wanted sunshine today,...

I told that weatherman I wanted sunshine today, peg him out naked until he see’s that when I say I want sunshine, I want sunshine!
Forum: Military Aviation
5th May 2024, 10:13
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

They are telling me they asked for macarons, not...

They are telling me they asked for macarons, not me.
Forum: Military Aviation
5th May 2024, 10:09
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

We are nearing Hartlepool, lower the monkey over...

We are nearing Hartlepool, lower the monkey over the side and ve will see if the locals are any friendlier
Forum: Military Aviation
4th May 2024, 09:49
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/...

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/700x440/image_cdbf50231be2b1407aa0767f45a34ca3335225cc.jpeg
Forum: Military Aviation
4th May 2024, 09:47
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

So I sent my uniform to the ships tailor and told...

So I sent my uniform to the ships tailor and told him my jacket was an inch to short, I have just received it back, he has cut it in half and silver duct taped the two halves back together to...
Forum: Military Aviation
4th May 2024, 09:42
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Open the outer hatches, in three…..two…..one……...

Open the outer hatches, in three…..two…..one…… Lunch!
Forum: Military Aviation
4th May 2024, 09:39
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Deploy the Surrender Monkeys! These last...

Deploy the Surrender Monkeys!


These last two are jokes ok and do not infer anything as to the French military before you hop on your high horses.
Forum: Military Aviation
4th May 2024, 09:35
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Raise Le Battle Flag… Which one is that mon...

Raise Le Battle Flag…
Which one is that mon Capitaine?
MON DIEU, Le white one of course.
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd May 2024, 13:48
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

What I need to know is, why has everyone got...

What I need to know is, why has everyone got lifejackets on and I haven't been issued with one?
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd May 2024, 12:42
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Von ping Pierre and von ping only.

Von ping Pierre and von ping only.
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd May 2024, 12:41
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

We are frogs... err French, ve live for being...

We are frogs... err French, ve live for being undervater....Dive!
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd May 2024, 12:40
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

No wonder we are over budget, cloth curtains with...

No wonder we are over budget, cloth curtains with eyelets and hooks!, the British make do with plastic sheet and bodgetape.
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd May 2024, 12:39
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Who specified the blue shower curtains, I asked...

Who specified the blue shower curtains, I asked for a one with dolphins on it.
Forum: Military Aviation
1st May 2024, 10:46
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

We better start getting them filled, the Goldfish...

We better start getting them filled, the Goldfish have left blighty.
Forum: Military Aviation
1st May 2024, 10:45
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Look I have an idea, if we fire them over to the...

Look I have an idea, if we fire them over to the Germans side, they then become their problem, not ours.
Forum: Military Aviation
1st May 2024, 10:44
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

They say they were sent in error wiff the boxes...

They say they were sent in error wiff the boxes fitted and they want the boxes back.
Forum: Military Aviation
1st May 2024, 10:42
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

The want them from serial No 12843 to serial No...

The want them from serial No 12843 to serial No 17534
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Apr 2024, 16:11
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Sitting on these i've got ta say, I agree wiff...

Sitting on these i've got ta say, I agree wiff Jonesy, I don't like it up em either.
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Apr 2024, 16:10
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

Well we've got the mortar, all we need now is the...

Well we've got the mortar, all we need now is the bricks.



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Forum: Military Aviation
30th Apr 2024, 16:07
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

We 'ad to take em all down to avoid the trouble,...

We 'ad to take em all down to avoid the trouble, when the guys 'eard there was a porn shop in town they were all over it like a rash, sadly they found out later it was a pawn shop and they weren't...
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Apr 2024, 01:29
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

So I told the flight we ‘ad been sent back from...

So I told the flight we ‘ad been sent back from the line to recuperate, and he said we better go sit wiff all the other recuperators.
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Apr 2024, 01:16
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

So we agree then, it’s a stores cock up, you...

So we agree then, it’s a stores cock up, you definitely wrote workers not wankers, so instead of receiving 500 Bullworker’s for the gyms, we appear to have 500 Bulls semen collectors.
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Apr 2024, 01:12
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

So it is agreed then, we need to contact IKEA and...

So it is agreed then, we need to contact IKEA and inform them we appear to have received nothing but items 29 in the box
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Apr 2024, 01:07
Replies: 4,837
Views: 250,724
Posted By NutLoose

So Mrs Scroggins says she last saw her little son...

So Mrs Scroggins says she last saw her little son playing in the ball pit about here.
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